Don’t mind me. Just sipping tea on the grounds of Highclere Castle.
Gabe Dunston
“a buffoon of the highest order, and the lowest comedy.”
Gabe Dunston is a wastrel and a rogue who revels in the obnoxious, delights in derision, and forgets to activate the dryer once it is loaded. He is wanted on multiple counts of written knavery, demolishing the peace, and conspiracy to commit comic-making in the first degree.
He is usually found unsettling patrons of many a coffee establishment with his sinister sketching. His miscreant hide-out is located in a respectable village whose peace he burgles with clangorous drumming. His stories exist at the impossible nexus between “wholesome” and “subversive.” He speaks loquaciously, mixes his metaphors, and takes perverse pleasure in misspelling words on porpoise.
Approach with coffee.
To get in touch, his email is:
GZDunston (at) Gmail (dot) com
